The Hills makes you stupider just by watching it, but Rocket Scientists make being smart look like a waste of time. Which is more of a dead end: The airless vacuum of space, or the airless vacuum of Audrina’s skull? To decide, Jerry Minor and Paul F. Tompkins square off in the court of the Honorable Judge Lewis Black, the ultimate evaluator or evil. Tune in to “Lewis Black’s Root of All Evil” every Wednesday night at 10:30 p.m. ET/PT on Comedy Central.

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