How about a vampire movie that does involve brooding boys or glittery faces? Well, you’re in luck because Stake Land is due out on April 22nd and it’s about as far from Forks and the Cullens as you can get.

Stake Land is a gritty portrayal of life post-vampire apocalypse. After losing his parents, Martin (Connor Paolo) teams up with Mister (Nick Damici), a proud vampire killer with no time for emotional baggage. The duo trek around the bloodsucker-ridden country in search of a safe haven, an area known as New Eden. However, even armed with spears and no-fear attitudes, there’s no escaping the tumultuous trip unscathed.

With the film’s release date fast approaching, IFC Midnight and Dark Sky Films unleashed the film’s very appropriate poster. If you want a sense of what life is like in Stake Land, just take a look at this image. Everything from the color palette to the backdrop to the props beautifully hints at what you’re about to experience. See? This ain’t no Twilight.

By Perri Nemiroff